kingmuscleman's Xanga

no post in a while but....

Sun, 09 Mar 2008 14:07:10 GMT

I feel obligated to due to the amazing basketball end yesterday.

UNC #1...

I love this picture

UNC as CBS puts it are the ACC champs.
Duke are the ACC chumps.

Davidson also crushed another team but I'm mostly happy about UNC right now.

Take it easy...

say it ain't so joe!

Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:26:23 GMT

Goodbye to the greatest coach of all time...

Prince Capsian-overdoing it???

Wed, 05 Dec 2007 22:43:32 GMT

This is the Hospital Phone Service...ha

Mon, 26 Nov 2007 16:12:19 GMT

HOSPITAL PHONE MENU

Hello
and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital

Please select
from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for
you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If
you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the
Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen
carefully and a little voice will tell
you which number to press.

If
you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press,nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press
9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have
short-termmemory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If
you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

This
coming week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you
care.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Thu, 22 Nov 2007 13:55:19 GMT

Ha.
While you guys are at the cold homefront
i'm at the beach

yeah
my photos are screwing around with me so i'll put em up when i get home
lata

AL Gore Contributing to Global Warming....BUSTED!!!

Sat, 10 Nov 2007 23:49:34 GMT

LOOK AT ALL THOSE PAPERS!!

How Long Has Xanga Been Dead?

Mon, 05 Nov 2007 13:15:21 GMT

I dunno,
But i'm outta here

God+The Redskins+Baseball=perfect combination

Mon, 10 Sep 2007 00:57:43 GMT

wooooooooooooooooooooo
1-0
EAGLES SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Friday, September 07, 2007

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 22:19:53 GMT

Listen up!

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 22:41:52 GMT

Even if you guys don't like rap listen to this. It's not at all like most rap (besides the fact that it's christian). Even dorky homeschoolers can relate to it
More vids like this can be found athttp://www.rapzilla.com